Hospital Safety Board at 288 Days

288 DAYS WITHOUT A PATIENT FALL 288 DAYS WITHOUT A CAUTI 288 DAYS WITHOUT A CLABSI 288 DAYS WITHOUT A PRESSURE ULCER 288 DAYS WITHOUT AN EMPLOYEE INJURY

A hospital safety board proudly displays 288 days without patient falls, catheter-associated urinary tract infections, central-line bloodstream infections, pressure ulcers, or employee injuries. The joke is that the same impressive number appears for every category, making the achievement look suspiciously perfect and bureaucratic. People send this meme as a reaction to exaggerated workplace safety claims or implausibly flawless records.

• @memetutorial / 15414 2021-10-23