Teaching Girls to Become Morph Balls

we teach girls to shrink themselves. to make themselves smaller. We say to girls- “curl up into morph ball form to reach previously inaccessible areas through the use of tunnels, and detonate power bombs to kill attached metroids”

A humorous text post describes teaching girls to shrink into Morph Ball form, crawl through tunnels, and use Power Bombs to destroy Metroids. The joke reframes harmful-sounding advice about making oneself smaller as a ridiculous reference to Samus and Metroid gameplay, so it works as an absurd reaction to unrealistic expectations or gaming logic. EN: A humorous text post describes teaching girls to shrink into Morph Ball form, crawl through tunnels, and use Power Bombs to destroy Metroids. The joke reframes harmful-sounding advice about making oneself smaller as a ridiculous reference to Samus and Metroid gameplay, so it works as an absurd reaction to unrealistic expectations or gaming logic.

• @memetutorial / 15369 2021-10-16