The Turbo Team Toilet Disaster

HAS THIS EVER HAPPEN TO YOU? YOU BOUGHT A HOUSE. IT WAS NOT DISCLOSED TO YOU THAT THERE WAS A TERMIT INFESTATION IN THE WALLS AND MOLDINGS, SO YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT UPON YOURSELF TO CALL UPON TWO SUBSTITUTE EXTERMINATION COMPANY, BUT WHEN THE GUYS SHOW UP THEY IMMEDIATELY ASK TO USE YOUR BATHROOM, THEN FOR OVER TWO HOURS THEY TAKE TURNS GOING IN AND OUT OF THERE, TAKING HUGE MUD-PIGS AND OVERFLOWING; THEN THEY GO IN THERE TOGETHER, AND YOU HEAR YOU HEAR A BUNCH OF SCROUNGING AROUND, AND THEN YOU HEAR A BUNCH OF YELLING, AND THEN ONE OF THEM IS STANDING IN THE BATHROOM DOORWAY SHOUTING AT YOU THAT HIS FRIEND'S FOOT WAS STUCK IN THE TOILET, AND HE SAYS, "HELP HIM, YOU GOTTA HELP HIM!" AND THEN YOU GO IN THERE TO HELP HIM, HE JUST PULLS IT OUT EASILY AND LAUGHS BECAUSE HIS FOOT WASN'T STUCK. IT WASN'T STUCK AT ALL, HE WAS JUST FAKING IT. AND THEN THEY GET REALLY SERIOUS AND SAY "IT'S TURBO TIME!" AND THEN THEY BOTH START RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE AS FAST AS THEY CAN AND JUMPING OVER THE COUCHES. BUT WHEN YOU TRY TO JUMP IN THEY YELL AT YOU AND THEY TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM! AND YOU WILL NOT BE WITH US! WE'RE THE ONES THAT RUN! UNTIL YOU'RE PART OF THIS TURBO TEAM, WALK SLOWLY!" SO YOU GO LAY DOWN TO BE BY YOURSELF AND READ YOUR ART BOOKS, BUT THEN THE NEXT DAY YOU WENT INTO THE BATHROOM, AND IT LOOKED LIKE THE HOLE IN YOUR TOILET HAD SHRUNK. AND YOU SAID "HOW CAN THAT BE? THERE'S NO WAY THEY COULD'VE SHRUNK THE TOILET." BUT THEN YOU SAW IN THE TRASH, A RECEIPT FOR HOME DEPOT FOR A TOILET THE EXACT SAME SIZE AS YOURS, BUT WITH A JOKE HOLE THAT'S JUST FOR FARTS! THEY REPLACED YOUR REAL TOILET WITH A FART TOILET, AND NOW YOU CAN'T TAKE A DUMP IN YOUR HOUSE BECAUSE YOUR TOILET CAN'T SUCK THEM DOWN, AND YOU FEEL SICK TO YOUR STOMACH HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU CALL ME RIGHT NOW PLEASE!

A homeowner discovers a bizarre infestation of substitute exterminators who commandeer the bathroom, create chaos, declare "It's turbo time!", and secretly replace the toilet with a fart toilet. The absurd story is a parody of an over-the-top personal testimonial, used as a surreal reaction to an unbelievable or chaotic situation. EN: A homeowner discovers a bizarre infestation of substitute exterminators who commandeer the bathroom, create chaos, declare "It's turbo time!", and secretly replace the toilet with a fart toilet. The absurd story is a parody of an over-the-top personal testimonial, used as a surreal reaction to an unbelievable or chaotic situation.

• @memetutorial / 14781 2021-06-25