Shadow the Hedgehog Announcement Survey

I've come to make an announcement Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker He pissed on my fucking dog wife Sonic That's right left fuckin' quilly ____ out dick pen third option idk And he pissed on my fucking wit kung fu panda 2 dvds hatsune miku limited-edition figure You got a small dick You're better than Sonic Follow me on Twitter.com It's the size of this Except WAY And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. *uncontrollable laughing in the background* That's right, baby Points Quills Pillows Tall No look at that, it looks like ____ and a ____. two balls bong He fucked my ___, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck ______. wife Sonic the earth Shadow That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on I PISSED ON YOUR 90% COMPLETE TOKYO GHOUL MANGA COLLECTION SONIC THE MOON YOU IDIOT *dying* You have 1 minute 23 hours 69 years DROPLETS DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROPLLLLLLLLLLETTTTTSSS hit the fucking earth Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too

A 76.5-second screen recording scrolls through a chaotic Google Forms-style questionnaire parodying Shadow the Hedgehog’s famous announcement rant. The questions and selected answers escalate from crude insults and penis jokes to Shadow claiming he will piss on the moon, followed by a dramatic image and an absurd final threat to piss on the viewer. Background music carries the clip’s escalating, theatrical energy, while the deadpan form layout and increasingly ridiculous choices make the joke work as a parody of an over-serious villain monologue.

I come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog, quickly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick was this big. And I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a call-out post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut, except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby. All points. No quills. No pillows. Look at that. It looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right. This is what you get. My super laser piss. Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the moon. How do you like that? Before the piss drop, let's hit the fucking earth! Now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you two!

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