Five Things Before You're Five
5 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU’RE 5 1. Learn the alphabet 2. Invest $50,000 ($10,000 per year) 3. Simplify your wardrobe 4. Establish your network 5. Eliminate naptime
A serious-looking man in a suit appears beside a list of five things supposedly to do before turning five, including investing $50,000 and eliminating naptime. The joke comes from applying exaggerated adult productivity and financial advice to a preschool child, making the list absurdly unrealistic. It is used as a reaction to hustle culture, overachievement, or ridiculous expectations. EN: A serious-looking man in a suit appears beside a list of five things supposedly to do before turning five, including investing $50,000 and eliminating naptime. The joke comes from applying exaggerated adult productivity and financial advice to a preschool child, making the list absurdly unrealistic. It is used as a reaction to hustle culture, overachievement, or ridiculous expectations.
- @memetutorial / 14469 2021-04-08
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- image
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- 750×684 · 70.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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