Elder Scrolls Trade Offer

⚠️ TRADE OFFER ⚠️ i receive: -Hammerfell -Your man god -the Blades -right to patrol in your borders -control of every guild -trade monopoly in abece(an) sea -control of your strategic resources -rights to intellectual property -unlimited indemnities -seats in ministry of coin -seats on Black Horse Courier and BETC boards -seats on Elder Council -shadow control of Penitus Oculatus -all of your milfs you receive: -endless civil and ethnic conflict -declining birth rates -economic contraction -demilitarization of western provinces -end to over a thousand years of unipolar rule of man on Nirn -testicular torsion

Мем в формате «Trade Offer» с изображением Тодда Ховарда и списком условий сделки во вселенной The Elder Scrolls. Предлагается отдать Хаммерфелл, государственные институты и ресурсы в обмен на хаос, демографический и экономический упадок и «перекручивание яичек». Мем используют как абсурдную сатиру на неравные политические сделки и империализм. EN: A “Trade Offer” meme featuring Todd Howard and a list of deal terms from The Elder Scrolls universe. The offer gives away Hammerfell, state institutions, and resources in exchange for chaos, demographic and economic decline, and “testicular torsion.” It is used as absurd satire of unequal political deals and imperialism.

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