Male Author Breast Descriptions

Would a male author describe your breasts as: A) Small, but persistent B) Bountiful but unimaginative C) Stern, but not without charm D) Perky and nonjudgmental E) Shy, but good listeners F) Robust and welcoming G) Shriveled, dusty to the touch

A text-based multiple-choice joke asks how a male author would describe someone’s breasts, using exaggerated literary adjectives and personification. The humor comes from treating breasts like characters in prose, with options ranging from flattering to absurdly unappealing; it is shared as a cheeky reaction or to tag friends who match an option. EN: A text-based multiple-choice joke asks how a male author would describe someone’s breasts, using exaggerated literary adjectives and personification. The humor comes from treating breasts like characters in prose, with options ranging from flattering to absurdly unappealing; it is shared as a cheeky reaction or to tag friends who match an option.

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