Santa Deals in Absolutes

Text on the meme

IF YOU’RE NOT NICE, YOU GO ON THE NAUGHTY LIST. THERE IS NOTHING IN BETWEEN. ONLY A SITH DEALS IN ABSOLUTES.

What it means

Santa Claus declares that anyone who is not nice belongs on the naughty list, leaving no middle ground. The joke references Obi-Wan Kenobi’s line about Sith dealing in absolutes, framing Santa as a Sith confronting Obi-Wan with a red lightsaber. EN: Santa Claus declares that anyone who is not nice belongs on the naughty list, leaving no middle ground. The joke references Obi-Wan Kenobi’s line about Sith dealing in absolutes, framing Santa as a Sith confronting Obi-Wan with a red lightsaber.

Who

Santa Claus (Санта-Клаус)Obi-Wan Kenobi (Оби-Ван Кеноби), Star Wars

Objects

Santa Claus / Санта-Клаус red Santa suit / красный костюм Санта-Клауса white beard / белая борода Santa hat / шапка Санта-Клауса scroll / свиток naughty list / список непослушных Obi-Wan Kenobi / Оби-Ван Кеноби Jedi robe / одеяние джедая lightsaber / световой меч red lightsaber / красный световой меч snowy landscape / заснеженный пейзаж white hair / белые волосы glowing red eyes / светящиеся красные глаза