Half-Life 3 Rocket Launch Theory

Half Life 3 will be announced on December 9th at 3:00am UTC RAISE And Shine Electron/Curie | Rocket Māhia Peninsula, New Z Dec 9, 3:00 AM UTC 1 day, 6 hours 5 years ago, a few months after the release of HL:A, Rocket Lab launched their Electron rocket on the “Return to Sender” mission. In addition to several other satellites, the rocket carried a titanium 3d print of Gnome Chompski into a 500km 97.3° Sun-synchronous orbit. Gave Newell had contracted RL to launch Gnome Chompski to orbit, and he donated some amount of money to a NZ Children’s hospital for every viewer of the livestream. Now, 5 years later, in the midst of all the hype surrounding an HLX announcement, Rocket Lab has scheduled a launch called “RAISE and shine” to launch a payload for JAXA... This cannot be coincidence. HLX will 100% be announced during the launch

На скриншоте Reddit обсуждают теорию о том, что Half-Life 3 будет анонсирована во время запуска Rocket Lab под названием “RAISE and shine”. Связь строится на запуске садового гнома Гнома Чомпски после выхода Half-Life: Alyx, контракте Гейба Ньюэлла и совпадении с ожидаемым анонсом Half-Life. Шутка высмеивает чрезмерный копиум и фанатские теории вокруг новой части игры. EN: A Reddit screenshot discusses a theory that Half-Life 3 will be announced during a Rocket Lab launch called “RAISE and shine.” The connection is based on Rocket Lab launching Gnome Chompski after Half-Life: Alyx, Gabe Newell’s contract, and the timing coinciding with an expected Half-Life announcement. The joke mocks the extreme copium and fan theories surrounding a new game.

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