Metal Gear Cutscene Skipper

listened to played NANOOOOOOO OMACHEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEENS SON 98 дней DAYS SINCE PLAYING A GAME MADE BEFORE 2012 SKIPPED EVERY CUTSCENE AWARD I BUT I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER NEVER play METAL GEAR SOLID I promise METAL GEAR SOLID TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION Degree in SKIPPING MOST OF THE GAMES

A crude drawing shows a distressed bearded player surrounded by charts, awards, and credentials celebrating his habit of skipping cutscenes. The joke references Metal Gear Solid, a game famous for its long, story-heavy cutscenes, while the player insists he would never play it despite clearly being obsessed with it. It is used as an absurd reaction to hypocrisy, denial, or someone pretending not to care about something they obviously enjoy. EN: A crude drawing shows a distressed bearded player surrounded by charts, awards, and credentials celebrating his habit of skipping cutscenes. The joke references Metal Gear Solid, a game famous for its long, story-heavy cutscenes, while the player insists he would never play it despite clearly being obsessed with it. It is used as an absurd reaction to hypocrisy, denial, or someone pretending not to care about something they obviously enjoy.

• @sbunem / 119491 2025-12-04