Butt Plug MRI Accident

Never wear a butt plug to your MRI appointment. My god... Greatest personal injury case I've ever heard: Chris Goodnow, an estimated Valley attorney, has picked up a client who is suing a sex toy company. Said client purchased a butt plug that was advertised as “100% silicone”. Client wears butt plug to MRI appointment. Much to client’s dismay, butt plug in fact has a metallic core. Butt plug is accelerated at the speed of sound ip into client’s chest cavity. Described in memo as an “anal rail gun”. Client survived with major injuries.

A social-media post warns against wearing a supposedly silicone butt plug to an MRI, alongside a CT scan showing the object lodged in the torso and a mock personal-injury case summary. The joke is the absurdly dangerous consequence of a hidden metallic core being pulled through the body by the MRI magnet, described as an “anal rail gun.” It is used as a horrified reaction to reckless decisions or bizarre medical mishaps. EN: A social-media post warns against wearing a supposedly silicone butt plug to an MRI, alongside a CT scan showing the object lodged in the torso and a mock personal-injury case summary. The joke is the absurdly dangerous consequence of a hidden metallic core being pulled through the body by the MRI magnet, described as an “anal rail gun.” It is used as a horrified reaction to reckless decisions or bizarre medical mishaps.

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