Vampire Learns About Santa

Text on the meme

GRANMOM LET ME IN! IT'S SO COLD HAH! CAN'T TRICK ME, VAMPIRE! NEXT YOU'LL TELL ME YOU'RE SANTA WHO IS SANTA YOU KNOW-- SANTA OLD ELF? COMES IN THE CHIMNEY? BRINGS TOYS? HE DOES WHAT TO THE CHIMNEY?

What it means

A young vampire asks her grandmother to let her in from the cold, but the grandmother refuses to believe her and jokes that she might as well claim to be Santa. The vampire has never heard of Santa and misunderstands the description, asking what Santa does to the chimney, creating an absurd Christmas-themed punchline. EN: A young vampire asks her grandmother to let her in from the cold, but the grandmother refuses to believe her and jokes that she might as well claim to be Santa. The vampire has never heard of Santa and misunderstands the description, asking what Santa does to the chimney, creating an absurd Christmas-themed punchline.

Objects

young vampire girl / маленькая девочка-вампир grandmother / бабушка window / окно curtains / шторы candle / свеча snow / снег night sky / ночное небо orange sweater / оранжевый свитер blue skin / синяя кожа pointed ears / заострённые уши fangs / клыки chimney / дымоход Christmas tree / рождественская ёлка musical notes / музыкальные ноты speech bubbles / речевые пузыри four-panel comic / комикс из четырёх панелей