Gay Parking Ticket Interrogation

GAY PARKING ONLY ALL OTHERS WILL BE TOWED AND CRUSHED Parking only. It's gonna be $89 answer a few to prove that you're Are you a top or a 10,

A parking attendant in a neon safety vest confronts the driver of a white SUV beside a fake “GAY PARKING ONLY” sign. He claims the driver must pay an $89 ticket or prove he is gay by answering increasingly invasive questions. The absurd punchline is the parody of discriminatory parking enforcement and the attendant’s ridiculous interrogation.

Hey excuse me sir, is this your vehicle? Yes. Are you gay by chance? Hmm? Are you gay by chance? No You're not where you're actually parked in the game parking only. Oh, I don't know if you saw that song. Oh, no gay parking Yeah, so I already wrote the ticket sir. What this is making it's gonna be $89 what or unless it doesn't make any sense Unless you tell me you're gay. I could let you go. Okay. I'm gay. Oh you are gay Why don't you just say that? All right, sir So you just have to answer a few questions or else I'm gonna have to write the ticket I'm sorry rules are rules. All right, so can you answer the questions? What's up? All right, so can you give me your best gay voice to prove that you're gay? What's that? Oh, you're gay. Okay. How many men have you slept with sir? Nobody so I'm in the closet. All right next question Are you a top or a bottom like in bed? Are you on top or are you on bottom? This is a scam. It's part of the LGBTQ community. It's a scam. I'm sorry, sir On a scale 1 to 10, how gay are you? I'm really gay but I hate you. Sir. Just a scam. Sir. Rules are rules.

• @jeppa420 / 34657 2025-03-06