Abysmal Dogshit Anime Edit

ABYSMAL DOGSHIT

An animated Chainsaw Man-style scene shows Aki, Makima, and Denji reacting dramatically in a room before cutting to a monochrome man raising his hands with the caption “ABYSMAL DOGSHIT.” The joke is a blunt reaction to something considered exceptionally terrible, often sent to mock a bad video, opinion, or piece of media.

Where's this dog at keep hearing so much about? Oh, he's right here. That's a grown ass man. Yeah, he's a little old, but hey, who said you can't teach old dogs new tricks? Right, you watched this. Speak? What's up, bro? Good boy. Yeah, you just spoke English? That's a grown, that's an actual human being. Yeah, yeah, I guess he kind of does have like that human-like personality. Cause it's a fucking dude. I feel like we're drastically overlooking the fact that this is just a guy in all fours that you keep in your house or- He's actually a rescue, did I mention that? What does that even mean in this context? It's a shame. I found him out wandering the streets all by himself one night, so I took him in. I was walking to class one day and he just grabbed me. Okay, what's your- what's your name, dude? I call him Snowball. It's actually Dennis. Okay, so this is like some type of kink thing. No, dude, he genuinely thinks I'm a dog. Okay, even then, why are you going along with this? Free rent, free food. Still, dude, that camping- 401k matching, pension plan, dental coverage. You get dental coverage? Let me tell you, my canines have never looked so good. Eh? Daddy's little kitten. Okay, fuck that.

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