Hydroplaning to Work

>wait until it rains to drive >roads are slick >get up to 112 mph >slam on the breaks >turn off my engine >hydroplane all the way to work Gas prices? Never heard of him.

A muscular, brain-exposed humanoid stands against a cosmic purple background beneath a post about deliberately hydroplaning to work. The joke is that reckless driving becomes a way to avoid using fuel, while “Gas prices? Never heard of him” pretends the driver has found an absurd solution to expensive gasoline. EN: A muscular, brain-exposed humanoid stands against a cosmic purple background beneath a post about deliberately hydroplaning to work. The joke is that reckless driving becomes a way to avoid using fuel, while “Gas prices? Never heard of him” pretends the driver has found an absurd solution to expensive gasoline.

• @eternalclassic / 67408 2025-04-01