Solaire’s Dark Souls Dialogue Options

sun!" The face behind the bucket shaped helm beams at you, with unnatural intensity. RESISTANCE [Easy: Failure] - Oh gods, you need this man. Certainly. Right? SOLAIRE OF ASTORA - "The way I see it, our fates appear to be intertwined. In a land brimming with Hollows, could that really be mere chance? So, what do you say? Why not help one another on this lonely journey?" 1. [DEXTERITY Easy 15] "I need you so bad..." 2. [MARXISM] "Is the Dark Soul bourgeoisie?" 3. [STRENGTH Formidable 33] "Tackle him off the embankment!" 4. "Could you spare a titanic shard or two? The gargoyles are kicking my ass"

A Dark Souls character-selection or dialogue screen presents Solaire of Astora with absurdly inappropriate response options, including lust, Marxist analysis, and tackling someone. The joke comes from mixing the game’s dramatic RPG language and Solaire’s earnest personality with bizarre modern dialogue choices, making it useful as an absurd reaction meme. EN: A Dark Souls character-selection or dialogue screen presents Solaire of Astora with absurdly inappropriate response options, including lust, Marxist analysis, and tackling someone. The joke comes from mixing the game’s dramatic RPG language and Solaire’s earnest personality with bizarre modern dialogue choices, making it useful as an absurd reaction meme.

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