The Shrieking Hammer vs The Nudge

BattleBots THE SHRIEKING HAMMER Only appeared three times Won once on technically (opponent's battery died) The Nudge Near-flawless record Uncontested grand champion

A crude BattleBots-style ranking card compares a terrifying clawed robot called The Shrieking Hammer with a nearly flat robot called The Nudge. Despite its absurdly dominant record, The Nudge is the uncontested champion, while The Shrieking Hammer barely won because its opponent's battery died. The joke mocks meaningless statistics and undeserved confidence in competitive rankings. EN: A crude BattleBots-style ranking card compares a terrifying clawed robot called The Shrieking Hammer with a nearly flat robot called The Nudge. Despite its absurdly dominant record, The Nudge is the uncontested champion, while The Shrieking Hammer barely won because its opponent's battery died. The joke mocks meaningless statistics and undeserved confidence in competitive rankings.

• @eternalclassic / 66931 2025-03-22