Jarvis Gene Editing Upgrade

Jarvis, initiate gene editing program. Reduce nipple size, make thinner, thinner, thinner, good enough, Jarvis delete predisposition for seed oils & birth control, face at risk of being too round. Jarvis shrink forehead 14.7%, recalibrate jaw angle to 87 degrees, Jarvis optimize skin pH to 5.5, increase collagen density 43%, Jarvis adjust eye symmetry to 1:1.618 ratio, pre-extract 33% of subcutaneous fat from cheeks, boost hair keratin by 300 grams, enhance vocal frequency to 432hz.

A man sits in front of futuristic holographic medical interfaces while issuing Jarvis a long list of precise cosmetic and biological modifications. The joke parodies obsessive looksmaxxing and biohacking fantasies by treating extreme aesthetic insecurity like a simple command for an advanced AI assistant. It is sent as a reaction to exaggerated self-improvement plans or someone trying to optimize every detail of their appearance. EN: A man sits in front of futuristic holographic medical interfaces while issuing Jarvis a long list of precise cosmetic and biological modifications. The joke parodies obsessive looksmaxxing and biohacking fantasies by treating extreme aesthetic insecurity like a simple command for an advanced AI assistant. It is sent as a reaction to exaggerated self-improvement plans or someone trying to optimize every detail of their appearance.

• @eternalclassic / 66804 2025-03-20