Apple's Policy Call Hangup

SO APPLE'S POLICY NO MATTER WHAT APPLE. ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THEY HUNG UP

A young man sits at a computer, then walks around the room while making a phone call. He asks Apple for information, but the caller abruptly hangs up, jokingly presenting Apple’s policy as refusing to provide any information. The music and deadpan phone-call acting heighten the absurdity of the punchline. EN: A young man sits at a computer, then walks around the room while making a phone call. He asks Apple for information, but the caller abruptly hangs up, jokingly presenting Apple’s policy as refusing to provide any information. The music and deadpan phone-call acting heighten the absurdity of the punchline.

So Apple's policy is if you send them unsolicited ideas they automatically gain ownership and legal rights to that idea. No matter what it is, it's just as soon as you send it, it's theirs. So when I hit this button here, there you go. Congratulations Apple, you now have the rights to a Hitler cloning machine. I'm very excited to see what you'll do with that. Yeah, I did send a design to Apple. It... You got it? I didn't think you'd actually see anything because it was like supposed to be just like a joke. What do you mean I leaked the new product? I didn't... No, no, I don't have any information about... Wait, if you... Were you guys planning to do a Hitler cloning machine anyway? You guys had a Hitler cloning machine! You guys were gonna cl- They hung up on-

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