Introducing the Chocolate Starfish

Ladies and gentlemen introducing the chocolate starfish.

A camera pans across a Greggs bakery display before dramatically zooming in on two chocolate starfish-shaped biscuits covered in sprinkles. The mock-serious introduction turns an ordinary pastry into an absurdly grand product reveal, while upbeat music heightens the presentation and makes the joke feel like a ridiculous launch announcement. It works as a reaction to something unexpectedly weird, overhyped, or oddly shaped. EN: A camera pans across a Greggs bakery display before dramatically zooming in on two chocolate starfish-shaped biscuits covered in sprinkles. The mock-serious introduction turns an ordinary pastry into an absurdly grand product reveal, while upbeat music heightens the presentation and makes the joke feel like a ridiculous launch announcement. It works as a reaction to something unexpectedly weird, overhyped, or oddly shaped.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the chocolate starfish!

• @deenya_md / 18988 2025-09-26