Ed Sheeran Worst Nightmare
My worst nightmare is Spotify randomly throwing out an Ed Sheeran song whilst I'm driving and then I crash and die but it keeps playing so the first responders think I was an Ed Sheeran fan and they tell my mum and I end up being cremated to fucking Shape of You.
A tweet jokes about Spotify playing an Ed Sheeran song during a fatal car crash. The speaker fears that first responders will mistake the music for evidence of being an Ed Sheeran fan, leading to the humiliating punchline of being cremated to “Shape of You.” It is sent as an absurd reaction to disliking a song or artist intensely. EN: A tweet jokes about Spotify playing an Ed Sheeran song during a fatal car crash. The speaker fears that first responders will mistake the music for evidence of being an Ed Sheeran fan, leading to the humiliating punchline of being cremated to “Shape of You.” It is sent as an absurd reaction to disliking a song or artist intensely.
- @deenya_md / 17993 2025-08-23
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