Fallout 3 If It Was Realistic

Fallout 3 if it was realistic The United States has fallen on hard times, yes, but it can be healed. Our land is ravaged by mutation. The war was so many years ago, and yet we still suffer from its effects. And that is why I am giving another 100 billion caps to Israel.

A Fallout 3 terminal displays a speech by President Eden about America’s hardship, mutation, and the lingering effects of war. The punchline is that the solemn post-apocalyptic address suddenly ends with an absurdly large aid package to Israel, parodying real-world political speeches and foreign-aid announcements. Dramatic background music reinforces the deadpan, overly serious delivery and makes the abrupt political twist funnier.

United States has fallen on hard times, yes, but it can be healed. Our land is ravaged by mutation. The war was so many years ago and yet we still suffer from its effects. And that is why I am giving another 100 billion caps to Israel.

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