Mysterious Wooden Attic Utensil

Text on the meme

"I found this while cleaning out the attic. It's wood, looks handmade, is 8 inches long, but I have no idea what it is or what it's for!"

What it means

A social media post shows a strange handmade wooden utensil with two deep spoon-like bowls and a long handle, supposedly found in an attic. Its unusual shape and the mention of its eight-inch length make it look suggestive, so the joke is pretending not to recognize an obviously risqué object. It is shared as an absurd reaction to something suspiciously ambiguous or phallic.

Objects

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