David Lynch's Haunted House Deed

Dude. THE DEED TO DAVID LYNCH’S HOUSE SIGN HERE: Just wait for it... I’m a ghost once again! Because there’s a fish in there. It’s sort of like and sunshine... all along the way. Don’t watch a film on your f**king telephone.

A bearded man in a cap presents paperwork for the deed to David Lynch’s house, then appears as a ghostly, formally dressed figure. He explains that he is a ghost again because there is a fish in the house, building toward an absurd, surreal punchline before angrily telling viewers not to watch a film on their phone. The music and occasional beep-like sounds give the clip a theatrical, uncanny rhythm that heightens the bizarre joke.

Dude, what's up? David Lynch's house is for sale. Okay? We gotta act fast. Okay. I'll take it. And here we are. Why did we just spend your whole life savings on David Lynch's house? Just wait for it. I am a ghost once again. Oh, sh**, David Lynch is your ghost. Dude, this place would be haunted. Thank you for buying my home. I left some coffee in the refrigerator, but don't use the percolator because there's a fish in there. There's a fish getting a percolator. Now being a ghost is... There's this thing there. It's... You can feel it. It's sort of like an ocean of happiness there. And it's right there underneath everything. It's like blue skies and sunshine all along the way. Don't you think this is gonna get kind of annoying? Honestly, no. Now, Coop, if you wanna watch a film, I have a home theater here. Don't watch a film on your f***ing telephone.

• @dustinthehead / 27910 2025-09-14