School Bans Phones, Students Get Creative

School recently banned phones and these are the questions students asked Am I permitted to use smoke signals to communicate? Could I use a carrier pigeon to send messages? Would I be permitted to use a SCR-578, 500 kHz radio transmitted to send messages in Morse code during the school day? Will banning cell phones cause Verizon's stock price to drop? Would you recommend divesting from the company before the ban goes into effect? Lets say I am caught with my cell phone during 6th period and so am required to surrender the phone at the start of the following day. If I go home and replace every single component in the phone with a replacement, is this still the same cell phone? How does the school plan to address this Grecian philosophical dilemma?

A screenshot shows a post about students asking increasingly elaborate questions after their school bans phones. They propose smoke signals, carrier pigeons, Morse code radio, stock-market consequences, and a philosophical argument about replacing every phone component. The joke is the absurd escalation and the students’ comically literal attempts to circumvent the ban. EN: A screenshot shows a post about students asking increasingly elaborate questions after their school bans phones. They propose smoke signals, carrier pigeons, Morse code radio, stock-market consequences, and a philosophical argument about replacing every phone component. The joke is the absurd escalation and the students’ comically literal attempts to circumvent the ban.

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