Ninja Defeats Special Forces

A ninja with a sword assailed a U.S. Army special operations unit in California “Do you know who I am?” the man asked. The sergeant said he did not. “Do you know where my family is?” the man asked. When the sergeant said he did not know, "the person in ninja garb began to slash" at him with a katana sword, the report states, adding that the sergeant's leg and phone were struck. Projectile rounds were used "but were ineffective," the blotter says, a 911 call came in from someone at the airport saying 26 special operations military members were "hunkered down in a hanger [sic] wondering where help is."

A short video presents a news report about a sword-wielding ninja attacking a U.S. Army special operations unit. The increasingly absurd account says the katana injured a sergeant and his phone, while projectile rounds were ineffective and 26 operators hid in an airport hangar waiting for help. The aggressive music, Tyson Yen’s “The Only Thing I Know For Real (Maniac Agenda Mix),” turns the ridiculous article into an overdramatic action-movie reaction joke. EN: A short video presents a news report about a sword-wielding ninja attacking a U.S. Army special operations unit. The increasingly absurd account says the katana injured a sergeant and his phone, while projectile rounds were ineffective and 26 operators hid in an airport hangar waiting for help. The aggressive music, Tyson Yen’s “The Only Thing I Know For Real (Maniac Agenda Mix),” turns the ridiculous article into an overdramatic action-movie reaction joke.

♪ Tyson Yen — The Only Thing I Know For Real (Maniac Agenda Mix)

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