Retro Tech Alignment Chart

LAWFUL GOOD "Oh maaann, woodgrain!" NEUTRAL GOOD [annoyingly smooth Jazz] CHAOTIC GOOD If it moves, retrobright it LAWFUL NEUTRAL Trash to treasure with our amiga NEUTRAL I bought this thing from jah-pann on e-baayeb CHAOTIC NEUTRAL "So this is DOOM on a pregnancy test kit (thread)" LAWFUL EVIL check out this thin client from electromyne! NEUTRAL EVIL "I accidentally dropped it" CHAOTIC EVIL Hey smokers, Druaga1 here

A 3×3 Dungeons & Dragons-style alignment chart parody featuring retro-tech personalities, gadgets, computers, and absurd restoration projects. The joke is that each quadrant represents a different kind of retro-computing behavior, from wholesome appreciation of woodgrain to chaotic ideas like running DOOM on a pregnancy test. It is shared as a reaction to classify someone’s eccentric technology habits. EN: A 3×3 Dungeons & Dragons-style alignment chart parody featuring retro-tech personalities, gadgets, computers, and absurd restoration projects. The joke is that each quadrant represents a different kind of retro-computing behavior, from wholesome appreciation of woodgrain to chaotic ideas like running DOOM on a pregnancy test. It is shared as a reaction to classify someone’s eccentric technology habits.

• @memetutorial / 13587 2020-09-22