Bottomless Pit Supervisor
continue a 4chan greentext: >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >day 712 >company installs safety railing >"pit is dangerous," they say >literally my job to keep pit safe >feel personally attacked >day 713 >safety inspector visits pit >"how deep is it, anon?" >"bottomless" >"yeah but how deep exactly?" >"yes." >he throws clipboard into pit to test >silence.wav >scribbles "pit confirmed bottomless" >thanks genius, never would've guessed >day 714 >boss emails: "great job on inspection" >rewarded employee of the month >mfw getting awards for literally doing nothing
A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of a bottomless pit supervisor whose company installs a safety railing and sends an inspector to verify the pit. The inspector throws in a clipboard, confirms that it is bottomless, and the supervisor is rewarded for an inspection that accomplished nothing. It is used as a reaction to pointless bureaucracy, absurd workplace praise, or being rewarded for doing essentially nothing.
computer screen / экран компьютераChatGPT interface / интерфейс ChatGPTtext prompt / текстовый запросcode block / блок кодаbottomless pit / бездонная ямаsafety railing / защитное ограждениеclipboard / планшет с бумагамиsafety inspector / инспектор по технике безопасностиboss email / письмо от начальникаemployee award / награда сотруднику
- @eternalclassic / 65826 2025-02-28
- Template
- 4chan greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 702×800 · 51.2 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
- Added