Bottomless Pit Supervisor

another one more about bottomless pit supervisor >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >day 915 >pit supervisor union meeting today >literally just me and pit janitor >janitor complains about job difficulty >"bro it's bottomless, nothing to clean" >"exactly anon, you wouldn’t understand" >okaythen.jpg >day 916 >corporate sends new hire for pit assistant >"so what do we actually do here?" >"supervise the pit" >"how?" >stare blankly at each other >"just watch the pit bro" >day 917 >assistant already quit >"too stressful," he said >resume supervising alone >pit still bottomless >employee retention rate also bottomless

A markdown-style greentext story describes a supervisor and janitor assigned to monitor a supposedly bottomless pit. A new assistant quickly quits because the completely pointless job is too stressful, creating a pun on the pit being bottomless and the employee retention rate also being “bottomless.” The meme is used as an absurd reaction to meaningless work, corporate bureaucracy, or a job with no end. EN: A markdown-style greentext story describes a supervisor and janitor assigned to monitor a supposedly bottomless pit. A new assistant quickly quits because the completely pointless job is too stressful, creating a pun on the pit being bottomless and the employee retention rate also being “bottomless.” The meme is used as an absurd reaction to meaningless work, corporate bureaucracy, or a job with no end.

• @eternalclassic / 65826 2025-02-28