Tarot Reader Deals Cards

Palm... $25. TAROT... $50. (Palm free with Tarot) All readings TAKE

An elderly palm and tarot reader in a peach shirt dramatically shuffles and lays out playing cards at a fortune-telling table. The joke is that the supposed tarot reading appears to be an ordinary card trick or game, making the mystical service feel suspiciously like casual dealing.

wave it in front of you and say quack quack but a strange young man turn the card over this is it oh my goodness boy you haven't seen the best bit yet oh this is exciting isn't it we've got the seven in the middle on the top we got the jack if I put the jack here the seven there why have I got the seven here the jack there okay yes I am rather brilliant don't know why I'm poor but now we come to the best bit the dramatic moment have you ever met me before No sir. You seem happy about that. Where would you like the seven? Which pile? That's one. That's right. You sure you don't want it there? I like it. Have it there if you want. That's one. Oh, go on. Have it anywhere you're like. No way. It makes no difference to me. What the? Isn't this exciting? Better than the movies. Now you may say to me, aha, you've got more than one seven. You might say that. Well, I'm not using more than one seven. Let me show you. You can see they're all different. If I were using more than one seven, my goodness, it would look like that, wouldn't it? But it does not look like that, does it?

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