The Only Bank I Trust

THE ONLY BANK I TRUST IS the riverbank That's right, I put my money in the river. It just washed away. It is not coming back. A turtle ate it, I think?

A black-and-white collage shows a riverbank, pond plants, rippling water, and a turtle beneath the caption “the riverbank.” The joke is a literal pun on trusting a river bank: the speaker deposits money in the river, where it washes away and may even be eaten by a turtle. It works as an absurd reaction to losing money or making a disastrously bad financial decision.

• @deenya_md / 16591 2025-07-11