Mission Complete After Sex

Sometimes after I cum during sex with my girlfriend, I yell "Mission Complete!" like that voice after finishing a Metal Slug level. She just stares at me like I'm walking garbage, then instinctively holds her lower stomach (probably horrified at the idea of spawning a child of mine)

A pixel-art Metal Slug soldier fires his weapon while a crude caption describes someone shouting “Mission Complete!” after ejaculating during sex. His girlfriend reacts with disgust and fear, creating an absurd comparison between finishing a video-game level and sexual climax, with an additional joke about pregnancy. EN: A pixel-art Metal Slug soldier fires his weapon while a crude caption describes someone shouting “Mission Complete!” after ejaculating during sex. His girlfriend reacts with disgust and fear, creating an absurd comparison between finishing a video-game level and sexual climax, with an additional joke about pregnancy.

• @dustinthehead / 26954 2025-07-06