Raccoon Gary Has a Butter Knife
I'm outside Coming! Wait Theres a raccoon at your front door staring at me His name is Gary. Just don’t make eye contact He's holding a butter knife That’s new
A text-message conversation reveals that a raccoon named Gary is watching someone from the front door while holding a butter knife. The joke is the escalating absurdity: the raccoon’s presence is treated as normal until the knife is mentioned, prompting the understated reaction “That’s new.”
- @deenya_md / 16437 2025-07-05
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×680 · 45.3 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, deadpan
- Language
- en
- Added