First Time Using Scissors

Text on the meme

first time using scissors lol. no idea what i'm doing

What it means

A person attempts to use scissors for the first time, but the result is a bizarre, mangled swan-like shape made from metal on a wooden table. The joke is self-deprecating: the creator admits having no idea what they are doing, while the terrible result makes the confession visually obvious. It is used as a reaction to beginner mistakes or disastrously poor craftsmanship. EN: A person attempts to use scissors for the first time, but the result is a bizarre, mangled swan-like shape made from metal on a wooden table. The joke is self-deprecating: the creator admits having no idea what they are doing, while the terrible result makes the confession visually obvious. It is used as a reaction to beginner mistakes or disastrously poor craftsmanship.

Objects

scissors / ножницы mangled metal sculpture / искалеченная металлическая скульптура swan-like shape / форма, похожая на лебедя wooden table / деревянный стол metal scraps / металлические обрезки white residue / белый налёт black rectangular object / чёрный прямоугольный предмет round container / круглая ёмкость social media post / публикация в соцсети