Aggronak Needs to Get Swole

Text on the meme

"Hey bro that I just met, can you take this key my dying mother gave me in order to solve the biggest problem in my life, I would go but I've got to get swole so imma keep training. If you fix this enormous really personal family issue, guy I just met, I'll teach you some sweet moves." - fucking Agronak gro-Malog

What it means

An armored blue-skinned orc named Agronak gro-Malog stares directly at the viewer in a fantasy stone setting. He asks a stranger to solve an enormous family problem using a key while he keeps training to get swole, then offers to teach them fighting moves. The joke exaggerates the absurdly self-centered and quest-like behavior of a video game character who refuses to help with a serious personal problem because he is busy working out.

Who

Agronak gro-Malog (The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim)

Objects

blue orc / синий орк orange armor / оранжевая броня shoulder pauldrons / наплечники leather straps / кожаные ремни key / ключ stone fortress / каменная крепость stone wall / каменная стена arched doorway / арочный дверной проём lantern / фонарь muscular body / мускулистое тело fangs / клыки glowing eyes / светящиеся глаза training / тренировка