FN Five-seveN Wallet Regret
Be me >walking home one night >Mugger comes out of nowhere >"Give me your wallet!" >Unload my FN Five-seveN on him instead >Realize that I used 20 rounds of 5.7*28mm ammo MFW it would have been cheaper to just hand over the wallet
A 4chan-style greentext post describes someone responding to a mugger by firing an FN Five-seveN instead of handing over their wallet, then realizing the ammunition cost more than the wallet. The upbeat music makes the violent overreaction feel absurdly casual, turning the punchline into dark, deadpan humor. EN: A 4chan-style greentext post describes someone responding to a mugger by firing an FN Five-seveN instead of handing over their wallet, then realizing the ammunition cost more than the wallet. The upbeat music makes the violent overreaction feel absurdly casual, turning the punchline into dark, deadpan humor.
- @sbunem / 112926 2025-09-13
- Template
- 4chan greentext
- Type
- video, 0:05
- Size
- 946×718 · 105.3 KiB
- Mood
- darkly absurd
- Language
- en
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