Died Preserving Company Standards

spine and almost beheading him. ‘He died preserving the company standard, as was his duty,’ Nuritona said. ‘He managed to

A cropped excerpt from a fictional or narrative text describes someone suffering a severe injury and dying while upholding a company standard. The humor comes from the overly dramatic, absurdly formal explanation of the death, making it suitable as a reaction to extreme dedication or workplace loyalty.

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