Men Need a Weapon

Text on the meme

the most frustrating thing about men is the fact that they are being flirted with you’ll go “you’re so handsome” I NEED A WEAPON.

What it means

A woman explains that the most frustrating thing about men is that they get flirted with when someone tells them they are handsome. The video then hard-cuts to Master Chief from Halo running through a massive explosion with “I NEED A WEAPON,” turning ordinary flirting into an absurd military emergency. Breaking Benjamin’s “Blow Me Away,” an intense nu metal/alternative metal song, amplifies the dramatic escalation and makes the punchline feel hilariously overblown.

Speech

The most frustrating thing about men is the fact that they refuse to acknowledge when they are being floated with. They'll go, and you're so handsome, and they just go... I need a weapon.

Sound

♪ Breaking Benjamin — Blow Me Away

music / музыка

Who

Master Chief (Halo)

Objects

young woman / молодая женщина red baseball cap / красная бейсболка white tank top / белый топ necklaces / ожерелья red manicured nails / красный маникюр apartment interior / интерьер квартиры Master Chief / Мастер Чиф green power armor / зелёная силовая броня helmet / шлем explosion / взрыв fireball / огненный шар smoke cloud / облако дыма grassy field / травяное поле video game scene / сцена из видеоигры