Who Buys All This Bullshit?

YOU EVER WALK IN A STORE AND ASK YOURSELF WHO BUYS ALL THIS BULLSHIT? LIKE SERIOUSLY, I'M GENUINELY CURIOUS! Quesadilla Maker? WHAT? ASSHOLE! I HATE YOU Get a damn skillet This Fucking Thing™ THEY CALL HOVERBOARD? Doesn't hover for shit Fucking WALK idiot BOMB FUTURE APPLE WATCH APPLE'S GOING TO HADA LAUNCH WITH THE FASTEST PRESENT? But look at you! You can read your Mom's text without reaching in your pocket BIO-DOME on DVD How'd that get on here? This is fucking trite I love this movie I'M DEFINITELY BUYING THIS SHIT GENERATED FOR SOME REASON GUTTHOLE WIPES THAT'S SOME SHAMEFUL SHIT GO TO HELL WHO ARE THESE FOR? HEAR ME OUT, NOW I get that you don't really buy one of these from a store I just don't like Arby's

A parody store display asks who buys bizarre, useless, or embarrassing products such as a quesadilla maker, hoverboard, Apple Watch, gutthole wipes, and an Arby’s sandwich. The joke is the exaggerated disgust toward ordinary novelty products, while the narrator admits he would still buy some of them, especially the bad movie on DVD. EN: A parody store display asks who buys bizarre, useless, or embarrassing products such as a quesadilla maker, hoverboard, Apple Watch, gutthole wipes, and an Arby’s sandwich. The joke is the exaggerated disgust toward ordinary novelty products, while the narrator admits he would still buy some of them, especially the bad movie on DVD.

• @memetutorial / 11909 2019-01-24