Sonic Says Kissing Is Gay

Text on the meme

SONIC SAYS... Kissing a girl is gay because she is her dad's grown up sperm, you are basically kissing a man's balls.

What it means

Sonic gives a crude, absurd explanation claiming that kissing a girl is equivalent to kissing her father's sperm and therefore a man's testicles. The joke relies on deliberately illogical sexual reasoning and Sonic's wholesome public-service-announcement format. EN: Sonic gives a crude, absurd explanation claiming that kissing a girl is equivalent to kissing her father's sperm and therefore a man's testicles. The joke relies on deliberately illogical sexual reasoning and Sonic's wholesome public-service-announcement format.

Who

Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Objects

Sonic the Hedgehog / Соник Ёж blue cartoon character / синий мультяшный персонаж white glove / белая перчатка thumbs-up gesture / жест «палец вверх»pointed ears / заострённые уши large eyes / большие глаза red banner / красный баннер blue background / синий фон white border / белая рамка text caption / текстовая подпись