Nike Ad for an All-Women Dynasty

Nike ad But I refuse to talk about the ancient history and drama. Instead, I'm going to talk about a dynasty that I actually look up to. An all women dynasty. A dynasty that makes your favorite

A parody Nike-style sports commercial cuts between a museum bust, a student, a serious black-and-white portrait, and a basketball player while praising an all-women dynasty. A red X and a deadpan black-and-white cat undercut the inspirational buildup, making the joke a dramatic rejection of traditional historical dynasties in favor of an unexpected female sports dynasty. Energetic cinematic music heightens the mock-serious ad tone and makes the cat reveal funnier as a reaction. EN: A parody Nike-style sports commercial cuts between a museum bust, a student, a serious black-and-white portrait, and a basketball player while praising an all-women dynasty. A red X and a deadpan black-and-white cat undercut the inspirational buildup, making the joke a dramatic rejection of traditional historical dynasties in favor of an unexpected female sports dynasty. Energetic cinematic music heightens the mock-serious ad tone and makes the cat reveal funnier as a reaction.

Today I have a presentation on dynasties, but I refuse to talk about the ancient history and drama That's just the patriarchy instead I'm gonna talk about a dynasty that I actually look up to an all women dynasty women of color Gay women a dynasty that makes your favorite men's basketball football and baseball teams look like amateurs a dynasty that makes Alexander the Great look like Alexander the okay

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