Vegan Because I Hate Plants
You're vegan because you love animals. I'm vegan because I FUCKING HATE PLANTS!!!!!!
A Plants vs. Zombies zombie lunges toward a plant in a suburban yard. The joke contrasts ethical veganism with a zombie’s absurd claim that he is vegan because he hates plants, reversing the usual reason people give for avoiding animal products. EN: A Plants vs. Zombies zombie lunges toward a plant in a suburban yard. The joke contrasts ethical veganism with a zombie’s absurd claim that he is vegan because he hates plants, reversing the usual reason people give for avoiding animal products.
zombie / зомбиplant / растениеorange flower / оранжевый цветокgreen plant / зелёное растениеsuburban street / пригородная улицаsidewalk / тротуарiron fence / железный заборtree / деревоblue sky / голубое небоbrown suit jacket / коричневый пиджакred tie / красный галстукwhite shirt / белая рубашкаblue jeans / синие джинсыbrown shoes / коричневые туфлиcracked pavement / потрескавшийся асфальт
- @eternalclassic / 48453 2024-03-26
- @eternalclassic / 63893 2025-01-21
- Type
- image
- Size
- 602×800 · 62.9 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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