Windows 8.0 Security Risk Meme

WINDOWS 8.0 The last OS you'll ever install But why? NO BACKPORTED TELEMETRY Unlike 7, 8.1, 10 and 11, 8.0 does not have backported telemetry. Security through obscurity, perhaps? RUNS SMOOTH EVEN ON SHIT HARDWARE SSD-like boot times on hard drives, generally snappy and responsive on your grandma's PC THE FOUNDATION OF MODERN FEATURES IN WINDOWS The informative overhaul of task manager, ribbon toolbar in file explorer, native support for mounting ISO images, USB 3.0, UEFI Secure Boot among many others. WORKS ON MODERN CPU'S/CHIPSETS - NO PATCHES NEEDED Not only will a shitbox run it, but the latest and greatest work just fine too! Truly timeless! GOOD SOFTWARE COMPATIBILITY Software both new and old generally work just fine with 8.0, those that don't probably don't even matter anyway! IT'S COMFY Everything aforementioned makes 8.0 simply a comfy experience. Need I say more? F.A.Q 8.0 has been a security risk ever since it lost support in 2016! Heckin' uplugged your system! Security updates don't matter if you're not retarded; not having common sense is a security risk. Even if that's a problem, Windows Server 2012 (non-R2) still receives security updates which can be installed on 8.0 just fine. JUST INSTALL LINUX IF YOU CARE ABOUT SPY-ACK! Thats why I use 8.0 Metro theme is total cool! Why would I want to use a smartphone adaptation of a UI? Somewhat valid criticism. However, even a baby can install classic shell, so why don't you?

Это сатирическая инфографика, защищающая Windows 8.0 и высмеивающая типичные претензии к системе. Автор перечисляет её достоинства, а в разделе FAQ саркастично отвечает на критику безопасности, Metro-интерфейса и слежки. Мем используют как абсурдную реакцию в спорах о Windows, Linux и старых операционных системах.

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