SQLite Rule as Ten Commandments

2.1. Scope of Application No one is required to follow The Rule, to know The Rule, or even to think that The Rule is a good idea. The Founder of SQLite believes that anyone who follows The Rule will live a happier and more productive life, but individuals are free to dispute or ignore that advice if they wish. The founder of SQLite and all current developers have pledged to follow the spirit of The Rule to the best of their ability. They view The Rule as their promise to all SQLite users of how the developers are expected to behave. This is a one-way promise, or covenant. In other words, the developers are saying: "We will treat you this way regardless of how you treat us." 3. The Rule 1. First of all, love the Lord God with your whole heart, your whole soul, and your whole strength. 2. Then, love your neighbor as yourself. 3. Do not murder. 4. Do not commit adultery. 5. Do not steal. 6. Do not covet. 7. Do not bear false witness. 8. Honor all people. 9. Do not do to another what you would not have done to yourself. 10. Deny oneself in order to follow Christ. 11. Chastise the body. 12. Do not become attached to pleasures.

Скриншот документации SQLite с разделом «The Rule», оформленным как свод религиозных заповедей. Шутка строится на неожиданном смешении технической документации и христианской этики: разработчики обещают обращаться с пользователями по-доброму, а затем приводят заповеди и аскетические наставления. Такой мем отправляют как реакцию на чрезмерно возвышенный или странно морализаторский стиль программной документации.

• @right_wing_dev_squads / 12586 2025-07-27