If It Goes Away Meme

if I ignore it, maybe it will go away if I don't compile it, maybe it will go away if I use goroutines, maybe it will go away if I use volatile, maybe it will go away

A four-panel programming meme shows a C++ programmer ignoring a data race, a Rust programmer refusing to compile it, a Go programmer using goroutines, and a Java programmer using volatile. The joke is that each language or workaround is humorously treated as a way to make the concurrency bug disappear instead of properly fixing it.

• @profunctor_io / 8879 2023-05-09