Virgin Watches Robocop Instead

Text on the meme

> Be me, 21 year old virgin, early 1990's > Mom's friend's daughter comes to stay with us while see is looking for work > 19 yo qt with long black hair > We spent a lot of time together as I had to drive her around > One day we are alone at home > We are watching videos. Robocop > She stops the movie and says she has something to show me > Puts in another video, smiles and press play > Porno. Never seen a porno before, don't know why she is showing me this > Tell her to put Robocop on again > Watch Robocop in silence > Awesome movie

What it means

A 21-year-old virgin is alone with an attractive young woman who tries to show him pornography, but he asks to watch Robocop instead. The joke is an exaggerated portrayal of extreme awkwardness, innocence, and fixation on a movie, presented in classic 4chan greentext style. People send it as a reaction to choosing a familiar hobby or comfort over an expected romantic or sexual situation.

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anonymous imageboard post / анонимный пост на имиджборде green text / зелёный текст computer screen / экран компьютера text post / текстовый пост young man / молодой мужчина young woman / молодая женщина long black hair / длинные чёрные волосы house / дом video player / видеоплеер movie / фильм Robocop / Робокоп car ride / поездка на машине bedroom or living room / спальня или гостиная