The Only One Trump Needs

the only one Trump needs at his side...

A South Park montage shows various characters in uniforms and outdoor scenes before ending with Cartman standing beside a stern police officer in a snowy town. The caption jokes that this is the one person Donald Trump needs at his side, implying protection, authority, or police support. Energetic comedic background music makes the escalating montage and final reveal feel like a mock heroic introduction. EN: A South Park montage shows various characters in uniforms and outdoor scenes before ending with Cartman standing beside a stern police officer in a snowy town. The caption jokes that this is the one person Donald Trump needs at his side, implying protection, authority, or police support. Energetic comedic background music makes the escalating montage and final reveal feel like a mock heroic introduction.

It's my husband! My husband! Papa! Papa! No! Papa! What goes in the van? Kids can go with Donovan. We're just doing our job, sir. If the family checks out, we'll release them from their detention centers. Detention centers? Well, this is nice! When did we start doing this?

• @dustinthehead / 24541 2025-01-25