Paid to Find No Security Holes
>Call a company >"Hello would you like whitehathacker LLC to attempt to hack you? We offer our services to poke holes in your network, and if we find a problem, we let you know. That way we can patch it so no big bad hackerman can break in?" >They agree >Try to "hack" their system >Sit on my ass for a week >"Your system is fully functional and we did not find any holes" >Get paid
A smug Pepe the Frog appears beside a 4chan-style greentext story about offering a company ethical hacking services. The joke is that the narrator does no real work, reports that the system has no vulnerabilities, and still gets paid. It is used as a reaction to easy money or getting rewarded for doing almost nothing.
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- Template
- 4chan greentext story
- Type
- image
- Size
- 720×682 · 76.7 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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