My Wife's Son Joke

Yeah, but first I'm gonna make a dungeon with my 6 year old son. He likes the Wizard mini that looks like Gandalf, because that is his favorite character after reading him the Hobbit. Started Fellowship of the Ring with him this week. You mean your wife's son. No, I mean the kid that grew from the sperm I directly planted into my wife's womb in missionary position, cradling her head firmly in my arms and unbroken eye contact between us. If you spent more time in creating good for the world instead of attempting to corrupt what is pure, you too could possibly bear similar fruits. I hope you do find whatever it is that makes you happy in life, and wish you the best.

A screenshot of an anonymous 4chan-style thread shows a father talking about making a dungeon with his six-year-old son and introducing him to The Hobbit and The Fellowship of the Ring. Someone jokes that he means his wife's son, implying he is a stepfather, so he responds with an absurdly elaborate and self-righteous description of conceiving the child. The meme is sent as a reaction to pedantic corrections, overexplaining, or someone taking an obvious joke far too seriously.

• @eternalclassic / 63688 2025-01-17