Skyrim Imperial Recruitment
>So I know the Empire arrested you unfairly for crossing the border. And were going to execute you because they didn't want to deal with the paperwork required to release you... but would you like to join the Empire and help us kill the natives of this land?
A Skyrim Imperial soldier addresses a prisoner who was arrested and nearly executed for crossing the border, then immediately offers him a place in the Empire to kill the local natives. The joke is the absurd hypocrisy and bureaucratic logic of the recruitment pitch, used as a reaction to blatantly contradictory or morally questionable offers. EN: A Skyrim Imperial soldier addresses a prisoner who was arrested and nearly executed for crossing the border, then immediately offers him a place in the Empire to kill the local natives. The joke is the absurd hypocrisy and bureaucratic logic of the recruitment pitch, used as a reaction to blatantly contradictory or morally questionable offers.
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- @eternalclassic / 63487 2025-01-13
- Template
- Skyrim intro
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×604 · 102.5 KiB
- Mood
- саркастичный, абсурдный
- Language
- en
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